@ the Cock Shack

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?????

to kick this little kid's ass..................



And after much laughter, the minstrels were eaten and my sick, talented, bloggy friend Brad wrote this little ditty:

Genius, Briliant!!!!!!

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Cock Shack! Cock Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Des Moines highway,
lookin' for the cock getaway
Heading for the cock getaway, love getaway,
I got me a farm truck it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the Cock Shack
I got me a transport, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your moonshine money

The Cock Shack is a little old place
where poulty fornicate
Cock Shack baby, Cock Shack bay-bee.
Peck me baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo peck me baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away ducks,
'cause cocks rule at the Co-o-ock Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old 'bago and I gotta get back

Corn feed on the mattress
Corn feed on the highway
Corn feed on the front porch
Corn feed on the hallway

The Cock Shack is a little old place
where poultry fornicate
Cock Shack bay-bee! Cock Shack baby!
Cock Shack, that's where it's at!
Peckin' and a scratchin', cluckin' and a layin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's cluckin', everybody's fuckin' baby!
Hens linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's cluckin', everybody's fuckin' baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Hop in my farm truck,
it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a transport, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your moonshine money.

The Cock Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Cock Shack baby! Cock Shack bay-bee!
(Cock Shack...Cock Shack...)
Cock Shack, that's where it's at!

Peck peck peck on the door baby!
Peck a little louder baby!
Peck peck peck on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Peck peck on the door baby
Peck peck on the door
Peck peck on the door baby
Peck peck
You're what?... Big cock, busted!

Cock Shack, baby Cock Shack!
Cock Shack, baby Cock Shack!
Cock baby, that's where it's at
Cock Shack, baby Cock Shack!
Cock baby, that's where it's at
Cluckin' and a scratchin',
Peckin' and a layin' at the cock shack